'O
BIG JOE
Once way back in a Western town
there was a rumor going through
town. Everybody yelled: "Get in
your houses! Big Joe is coming to
town
Soon everybody was in their houses
scared half stiff. Mac the barten
der like usual was standing behind
his bar. Suddenly the biggest man
Mac ever had seen, stormed into the
bar. "Give me a drink!" he said.
Mac slowly set a glass of whiskey
on the bartable. I said: "Give me
a drink!" roared the giant man.
Then Mac put a whole bottle on
the table. The giant gulped it
down so fast Mac couldn't believe
his eyes. He said shaking:
"W-would y-you c-care for another
d-d-drink?" The man said: "I can't.
Big Joe is coming into town!"
LUCIAN BOON
Riddles and Jokes
What's purple, hangs from trees
and lights up?
An electric plum.
PETE: "Why did the elephant
paint his belly-button red?"
JOE:"I don't know."
PETE: "TO hide in a cherry tree.
Have you ever seen an ele
phant in a cherry tree?"
JOE: "No."
PETE: "Works, don't it?"
What goes tip-tip-tip-tip-tip-tip-
tip-tip-tip-thump!
A centipede with a wooden leg.
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What's black, very dangerous and
hangs from trees?
A crow with a machine gun.
PETE: "How many letters are in C
alphabet?
JOE: "Twenty-six."
PETE: "Nope, twenty-four. L M
got kicked out for smoking.
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